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TODAY IS CHRISTINA’S BIRTHDAY! Everybody wish her a happy birthday! And head face first for lots of chocolate cake!
I barely know ya!
stone cold fox
Originally from fuckyeahnicksantino or something like that in 2009. We wrote it though. This gem needs to be brought back. Again, we’re COMPLETELY SERIOUS. Enjoy~~~
edit: also written by alyson (@thisisthelife-) and stephanie (@stephanierhea)
9 am: I wake up to my alarm. Nick and i lay in bed and listen to millionaires. i like money, bling bling bling! We sing along. He surprises me with breakfast in bed; blueberry pancakes. The middles are nice and gooey, just how i like them. He freshly squeezes some orange juice. He’s a good squeezer.
10 am: We take a shower. He uses garnier fructis silk & shine. The loofah is nice and sudsy. I drop the soap. Oops! ;)
12 pm: We get out of the shower. The water started getting cold, and his fingers were getting pruny. We pick out each other’s outfits. I pick his white vneck, a vest, and his orange vans. He picks my purple tri blend vneck and my short shorts that all time low signed.
12:30 pm: We go out to lunch, chinese food. I get soy sauce on my face, and he leans across the table to playfully lick it off. “You’re so clumsy!” he exclaims, with a wink and a titter. The fortune cookies arrive. Mine says “Today is the best day of your life.” His says “Yours too.”
1:30 pm: He surprises me with a tattoo appointment. We get each others names tattooed on our necks. The tattoo looks like a snake, with it’s tongue out. Nick sheds a few tears, but i suck it up and take it like a man. He’s so cute when he cries.
3 pm: We go paddle boating on a lake, it is my idea. While playing around, the boat tips and we fall in. As we emerge from the water, we laugh, lock eyes, and share a passionate kiss that lasts roughly 12 minutes. It would have been 13 minutes, if we hadn’t been rudely interrupted by a jellyfish stinging nicks upper right thigh. We hide behind some bushes, and I nobly volunteer to urinate on it. We get quite a laugh out of this; it’s a real hoot. We are instantly closer.
3:42 pm: We go back home to change into clean, dry, nice clothes. He wears a button up shirt with a different vest. I wear my teal tri blend dress. He knows i love tri blend. He loves the way tri blend hugs my curves.
4:30 pm: We sit in the park, and nick applies my lip gloss. It’s cover girl crystal wet slicks; he likes them wet. We feed each other peanuts. I used to be allergic, but i’m not anymore. :) Some bits fall down my tri blend dress, and nick removes them with his teeth. Good thing - they were getting itchy! Some younger girls walk by and exclaim “ewww!” They don’t understand our bond(age).
5:30 pm: Walking down the street, we pass the gosselin family! All 10 of them. Jon and Kate plus 8 is my favorite show; nicks too. This gets us talking about the future. We agree to have one set of twins, and a little girl. The twins will be named Trace and Dawson. The little girl will be named Dakota. This gets us SOOO excited for our future together.
6 pm: We have dinner reservations at our favorite restaurant, Olive Garden. We drink wine - I don’t get carded. Score! We were nervous about me getting carded, but i didn’t. Score! After we eat (the endless soup, salad, and breadsticks was a little filling, so we just shared an order of ravioli) he orders chocolate cake to share for dessert. I notice him and the waiter exchange a knowing glance - but i think nothing of it. He does this often.
7 pm: The waiter arrives with our cake to share. I head face-first for the cake, because i love chocolate cake. Nick ties my hair back for me, so that i can go face-first for the cake. Whilst nom-ing, I feel something hit against my braces. I spit it out into nicks lap, and notice that it is extremely lustrous - much like my love for Nicholas *middle name* Santino. (I should look that up…) It is a breath takingly beautiful ring with our names and the date of my first arttm show engraved into the shiny silver surface. (6/26/09) It is not an engagement ring, but a promise ring. That is enough for me. I shed a tear, and he wipes them away with his lips.
8 pm: We return to the apartment. I fumble with the keys as he kisses my neck, carefully avoiding my fresh tattoo. It is still sore. We get into the living room and find Halvo sitting on the couch watching Toddlers and Tiaras. Huff, huff. This is awkward, seeing as nick and i are very aroused by our new promise. We control ourselves long enough to tell Halvo about our day. By the time I even get to the part about the jelly fish, he has drifted asleep. Score! Nick and I were worried that he would interfere with our plans. But he fell asleep! Score!
8:32 pm: Finally alone, we bust out the twister board, and the goods. ;) We put our own twist on the game twister. Halvo wakes up, puts his finger on his nose and says “I call spinner! Huff!” Nick and i are too into each other to care, and let him spin for us. Halvo, however, realizes we need privacy and goes back to watching 18 kids and counting. He loves TLC, as do I. His favorite show is the little couple. Their love reminds him of nick and i, excpet we’re not little people.
12 am: Exhausted. We fall asleep spooning. I ask if i can be the big spoon. He complies willingly - he’s always the big spoon. But tonight i am the big spoon; An idea to which he complied willingly. We sleep for 9 hours exactly, and awake to the millionaires to repeat our daily routine. I hope i don’t drop the soap next time! Or do i…. ;)